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Oh my god that hurts my heart

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whiskey-weather:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

"Psspsspss give me the frisbee!" *toss* see ya later kitty

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toasterstrudel:

We are Stroot.

RIP

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I totally idolized Robin Williams as a child. The first standup special I ever saw was his Live at The Roxy from 1978. I was probably 6 or 7, and I memorized all the best parts on that single viewing. Then I went home to my Mom, stood in front of our fireplace like a stage and acted out as much of the material as I could without cursing. It killed, despite my audience of one. Thats when I realized what makes me happy. Mom had never seen it, so she thought I was posessed.

No lie, I still quote that set to this day. Over the weekend we had a super moon here in Atlanta and while sitting outside work with some friends I looked up and quietly said “The moon, like a testicle, hangs low in the sky”

I will always be grateful for that

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We shouldn’t do these tastings so early. 400 dollars worth of wine, plus infused bourbons, and I haven’t eaten yet…

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oktotally:

The Garf-Hulud.

"Tell me of your homeworld, Udie…"

oktotally:

The Garf-Hulud.

"Tell me of your homeworld, Udie…"

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thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

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Predator (1987)

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